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Starbucks Plan Coffee Shops on the Moon

altStarbucks not content with filling every high street with their infernal faux establishments have released plans to build on the moon. Above is an artists rendition of how they imagine this will look.

[blockquote]“We want space travellers to feel right at home” a smiling over-tanned Starbucks PR Muppet announced yesterday, before racing off to polish his already over whitened teeth.[/blockquote]

But in all seriousness, enough is enough – I’m absolutely sick of every high street being turned into  a clone of every other. I wouldn’t mind but their coffee is about as insipid as their sense of style – flaccid and weak the product of a million focus groups that produces the “ideal” for everyone and as a result satisfies nobody.

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